My friend and I showed up for dinner decked out in our finest jeans, t-shirts and sneakers. A casual spot, we were led to our table by an unkempt, disheveled looking teenager and presented menus and a wine list. For food, we had an assortment of gourmet dishes to choose from, including a “chicken cutlet sandwich” and a “cheeseburger with sweet fries”. Nope, these were not kids menus.
After a quick dinner menu perusal, I flipped open the wine list. With over 150 wines by the bottle and 20 wines by the glass, there was a major French influence to the list. The least expensive by the glass pour was a Loire Valley Saumur – priced at $11 per glass. By the bottle there were verticals of Dom Perignon and Opus One. Suddenly I asked myself, “should I be wearing a collared shirt?”
You wouldn’t serve Beluga Caviar with Lay’s potato chips for scooping, would you?
For that very same reason, you shouldn’t serve a bottle of 1990 Dom Perignon alongside Popcorn. The two may complement each other. In fact, the two might even enhance one another. Like your Uncle Charlie who always seems to have a gas-attack when company is around; it’s funny, it might even work in the right situation, but it’s just plain inappropriate.
Instead, save that bottle of Vintage Champagne and Cult Cabernet for the freshly shucked, Wellfleet Oysters and Dry Aged, Niman Ranch Beef, respectively. The quality of grape growing, wine making and price point of your wine selection should be in line with the quality of food products, freshness and cost of the dinner you’re pairing it with.
Homemade pizza on a Tuesday night? Find a bottle of barbera from Italy’s Piedmont region. There are loads of high quality examples that can be had for under $15. On the other hand, if you’re hosting an intimate dinner party with a menu that includes Truffles and Ox Tail, you might want to explore the more expensive, complex wines of Barolo and Barbaresco from Italy’s very same Piedmont region.
Follow this advice and you’ll be in a good position to select the perfect, appropriate wine for every occasion. Now, just make sure to leave Uncle Charlie off the guest list.
